malmoot

derivation of the word "oot", meaning maliciously oot

"that girl is MALMOOT", said lourdes

by pOOTa August 26, 2003

Malmö

Malmö (pronounced Mulm-uh) is the third largest city in Sweden with 300,000 inhabitants.

It's also famous for having a large pool of women who look like Rosie O'Donnell but act like Paris Hilton. The consequence of this is that any attempt to initiate a conversation with a random, mediocre looking woman at a bar in Malmö is usually met with first with an angry look, and then quickly with a pejorative like "get lost".

Because of this, the word "malmö" has started to be used as an adjective to describe any situation or person that can be considered lame, boring, passive aggressive or outright hostile, or acting as if they are something they are not.

- Dude, let's get out of here, the girls at this party are so frigging malmö.

- I talked to this chick but she just turned her back on me; I have no idea why she went malmö on me!

- I tried to change my order with the waitress but she just ignored me. If she is gonna be so malmö, then I'm not gonna tip her!

- I'm feeling so malmö today, I think I'm just going to stay home.

by el_toro_de_malmo September 27, 2013

Mike Malloy

A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.

And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.

Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air

Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-

Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!

by dude709 March 4, 2010

mallowmelt

Mallowmelt is a gooey treat that tastes like fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies soaked in ice cream and covered in frosting and butterscotch
Originates from the book series Keeper of The Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger

Sophie: *eats mallowmelt*
Fitz: Hey pass me some of that will you?
Sophie: *flings plate at Fitz and breaks his nose*
Keefe: Nice one! Have a ripplefluff
*proceeds to kiss Sophie*
Ro: FINALLY

by katherine_plumber November 20, 2022

Mallory

A crazy girl that appears to be drunk about 99% of the time. As she's sleeping in the middle of the night, she sits up like shes under demon possession and screams loudly for hours! She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet! You will instintly fall in love with her charm. She's a loyal friend, a bit of a flirt... and has an infectious laugh, you can't help but laugh with her! She's amazing... if you ever meet a Mallory... your life has been made!

Dude... My roommate pulled a Mallory last night! I was too scared to sleep!

by YourDadHitOnMeTheDayWeBrokeUp February 2, 2010

mallowed

when one man ejaculates on a woman's bosom and another man does the same thing to another lady and the two females squish their boobs together in a back and forth motion.

We totally mallowed out in the graveyard with the Russian models we found in the back of the Denny's bathroom Saturday night.

by blarg 545454 October 19, 2010

malmortality

See malmortal, the root of this non-word.

"Malmortality" is not a word.

by Conor Oberst April 8, 2005