1 definition by el_toro_de_malmo
Malmö (pronounced Mulm-uh) is the third largest city in Sweden with 300,000 inhabitants.
It's also famous for having a large pool of women who look like Rosie O'Donnell but act like Paris Hilton. The consequence of this is that any attempt to initiate a conversation with a random, mediocre looking woman at a bar in Malmö is usually met with first with an angry look, and then quickly with a pejorative like "get lost".
Because of this, the word "malmö" has started to be used as an adjective to describe any situation or person that can be considered lame, boring, passive aggressive or outright hostile, or acting as if they are something they are not.
It's also famous for having a large pool of women who look like Rosie O'Donnell but act like Paris Hilton. The consequence of this is that any attempt to initiate a conversation with a random, mediocre looking woman at a bar in Malmö is usually met with first with an angry look, and then quickly with a pejorative like "get lost".
Because of this, the word "malmö" has started to be used as an adjective to describe any situation or person that can be considered lame, boring, passive aggressive or outright hostile, or acting as if they are something they are not.
- Dude, let's get out of here, the girls at this party are so frigging malmö.
- I talked to this chick but she just turned her back on me; I have no idea why she went malmö on me!
- I tried to change my order with the waitress but she just ignored me. If she is gonna be so malmö, then I'm not gonna tip her!
- I'm feeling so malmö today, I think I'm just going to stay home.
- I talked to this chick but she just turned her back on me; I have no idea why she went malmö on me!
- I tried to change my order with the waitress but she just ignored me. If she is gonna be so malmö, then I'm not gonna tip her!
- I'm feeling so malmö today, I think I'm just going to stay home.
by el_toro_de_malmo September 27, 2013