malmortal
Languishing in his own malmortality, Corey proceeded to shave his hair until he was twice as ugly as before-- a level of ugly previously unattained by any human.
malmortal by Conor Oberst April 8, 2005
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Mammorial
Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."
Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"
Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"
Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"
Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"
Mammorial by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010
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A very handsome man that is so handsome that when he is in the room it is next to impossible to keep your eyes and hands off of him
manmorsal by Manmorsallete April 24, 2016
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Mmortal by Mmortal Bronze Fist October 6, 2019
Mammorial
Mourning the loss of a huge set of tits. When a woman with huge mammary glands gets a reduction or dies, a mammorial is to be held.
Mammorial by Dancerooster August 25, 2026
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