malmortal 

A term coined by noted homosexual Corey Boland that is completely devoid of meaning.

Languishing in his own malmortality, Corey proceeded to shave his hair until he was twice as ugly as before-- a level of ugly previously unattained by any human.

malmortal by Conor Oberst April 8, 2005

Mammorial 

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.

Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"

Mammorial by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010

malmortality

See malmortal, the root of this non-word.

"Malmortality" is not a word.

malmortality by Conor Oberst April 8, 2005

manmorsal 

A very handsome man that is so handsome that when he is in the room it is next to impossible to keep your eyes and hands off of him

Ooooo loook at that manmorsal I could devour him!

manmorsal by Manmorsallete April 24, 2016

Mmortal 

A person who can die at any moment but feels invincible.

Look at those Mmortals skydiving!

Mmortal by Mmortal Bronze Fist October 6, 2019

Mammorial

Mourning the loss of a huge set of tits. When a woman with huge mammary glands gets a reduction or dies, a mammorial is to be held.

Dolly Parton dies at 80, I wonder if there's going to be a mammorial.

Mammorial by Dancerooster August 25, 2026