A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022
Get the Marry maidmug. Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.
by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011
Get the noodle-maidmug. The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.
Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
Get the First Maidmug. A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
Get the jiggle maidmug. your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.
Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.
Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.
Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~
me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~
me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023
Get the Gacha maid kittenmug. Maid is a guy with very offensive attitude, he loves girls and fishes. He listens drill and trap. He is fenomenal, pretty boy.
by prettyb0yflacko November 21, 2021
Get the maidmug. Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
by Privalux April 28, 2024
Get the Bed Maidmug.