kalosh malosh

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.

Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.

by BaytownFatboy November 2, 2011

Alabama Chocolate Milkshake

When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.

Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit

by ben May 13, 2005

slovakian milkshake

when a woman (preferably slovakian) sticks a straw in the hole in a man's penis and sucks out sperm from inside.

dude she gave me a total slovakian milkshake, but I can't get this straw out of my dick.

by BHAIRYD November 20, 2011

montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis

Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good

by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007

milkshake

What "brings all the boys to the yard" and causes them to fall in love with you and do whatever you want.

If you're milkshake is really good you don't even have to ask, they do it automatically.

A milkshake is a female's mojo. Something that can't be taught but is inborn. Either you have it or you don't.

That coupled with looks is magic.

Rachel had every guy on the street after her when she walked down the road. Her milkshake can't be beat.

Amy's boyfriend gave her 100'000's of dollars and she didn't even ask for it. Her personality, her pussy, her beauty and that magic something make guys do whatever she desires and she dosen't even have to ask for it.

Brit gets everything for free her milkshake is so bangin.

by It's better than yours..... February 15, 2010

chronic milkshake

You will need a BLUNT (or fat joint), a SMALL TUBE (like a marker or pen shaft), beer mugs and a freezer. First put the mugs in the freezer to let them frost up. Roll up a fat blunt and attach the mouth end of it to the plastic tube, airtight. Light it up just by sucking thru the tube. Once its sparked go get the mugs. Now put the end of the tube down into the bottom of a mug, hold it there and shotgun a creamy hit into the mug. Because the mug is freezing cold the smoke will stay inside it easily until you tip it upside down. Last thing to do is to tip the mug towards you like your gonna take a drink and inhale the smoke and you will find yourself enjoying a cool CHRONIC MILKSHAKE.

Joe: Yo mikey we should serve up some chronic milkshakes.
Mikey: Hell yea man those are the shit!
Joe: Aright lets roll up a bleezy....

by tannner April 3, 2008