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used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.
You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.
Mike by showerpee-r December 27, 2015
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Mike is usually known to be a jerk. He especially likes to get in there mess things up and make his way out. Mike is often know to drive cars like Honda Civics to make up for lacking in other areas. Mike usually thinks he is the most amazing person in the world. Most people know to stay away from Mike. Mike is also know for being a douche bag.
Mike by Jdub2006 October 4, 2016
Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails
OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!
Mike by applelover24011 May 4, 2018
A person who has the most extreme foot fetish imaginable. If he smells a foot within 10 feet of him, he'll get on the ground and start sucking on your toes in heart beat. He can't be wrong and thinks he is your leader even though he's begging to suck your toes. He has a girlfriend but he doesn't know she's taking the BBC, so when he sucks on her toes that night he's tasting that BBC cum. He thinks he's better than you at everything!
Yo look at mike over there sucking on her toes even though she ran through mud barefoot. That kid mike just told me he could kick my ass at fortnite!
Mike by The Specimen T03 May 8, 2018
His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.
This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁
Mike by DefoNotJunior May 15, 2019
Mike is very thicccc
Mike by NickIsBeast223 January 26, 2020