Moisterbate

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

sisters before misters

The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.

Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

misterical

(adj) 1. Something some idiot says when they want to say mysterious. (Particularly me)

2.of mystericology; related to mystery

That cave is very mysterical.

by Cameron West May 9, 2004

MisterFloppy

Talking stuffed rabbit from the television show "Unhappily Ever After"

Voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait

Yarr! I'm Mister Floppy!

by Mister Floppy May 13, 2005

MisterSupra

This guy is a legend and most definitely an OG. Although he duped so many fucking ballistic masks and got some people banned, he is still a good person and one of the EPIC GangRPer's on SchoolRP. He managed to somehow get Owner rank on SchoolRP for a bit, and then trolled WiffyBanter really hard. He is an angry Dutch guy sometimes, but you can always count on him for such things.

You see that guy called MisterSupra, I heard he got Owner rank once!

by schoolrpisGAY December 4, 2020

Measter

to go into a rage and disband your alliance over something stupid

Can you believe that leader could not handle the pressure?

Ya he meastered his entire alliance

by grepoguy January 7, 2012

mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.

hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.

by my uterus and i September 26, 2005