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masturbate

To rub or do something to your own private parts for sexual pleasure.
You want to masturbate? It isn't a good idea for your sexual health.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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Masturbate

What horny teenagers do when their parents aren’t home.
Great! Now that my parents have left, I can masturbate to all the hentai I want!
by Exterminate_all_thots July 1, 2018
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masturbate

To cuff the duke!!! this is for the hardcore masturbaters. this is modern slang. It means to really rub out a good one A good place to cuff the duke is in a roomates bed while he is out pleasuring his lady friend. cuffing the duke is great when done alone or with mulitple partners. I recommend cuffing out many dukes today.
I am going to cuff the duke(masturbate hardcore), do not disturb!
by Erik S April 30, 2006
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Mormon Masturbate

Giving ones self the dutch rudder in order to avoid the guilt of blowing a load and becoming impure. This way it can be claimed you have not hammered on yourself. In the line of weird ways to avoid impurity, it is below soaking.
I was about to mormon masturbate before passing out when Jane walked in and told me she was down to soak.
by young gooch September 7, 2010
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masturbatastic

A motion, action, or movement containing qualities or similarities to the act of masturbation or otherwise masturbative properties.
1. He moved his hand up and down rapidly in a masturbatastic motion.
2. She wiggled her fingers masturbatastically at me.
by Matt Rock May 6, 2005
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Masturbatables

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.
I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011
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masturbate

"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?"
"No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."
by GypsieGurl7892 April 30, 2014
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