decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

mahogany slide

Poop chute. The Butthole.

Joel had Diahrrea steaming out of his mahogany slide.

by pentekno2 May 9, 2006

Machoism

If anything machoism should be the male genders equivilant to feminism ie if a feminist is a women who views the world in a certain way, guided by a 'feminist doctrine' (feminism) a machoist must be be a man who views the world according to a 'machoist doctrine'.

by goblinkingandrew October 19, 2003

mahogoff

Term used when you want to spend a little alone time.

Most notablay used with the firt name Jack. "Timmy there is a Mr. Mahogoff on line two....'Who?' It's Jack Mahogoff...'Jack Mahogoff'......Ohhh! Timmy you sick man, I will do no such thing!"

by KRC 123 September 19, 2007

patrick mahomes prayer

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.

I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21

by The joker of Philosophy April 24, 2022

Medick's Madhouse

The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.

Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.

by Azuron December 9, 2011