Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the Bob Marleymug. She the type of person that is always right and she ALWAYS standing on business, in other words she the shi
by mar.1ey November 20, 2023
Get the Marleymug. Marley is usually A BITCH shes always after boys and will leave u at a party drunk and alone to go with a boy she doesn’t even know, she’s always wants attention from other boys, and fake. she WILL steal ur man. yes, she’s gorgeous. her face is a 10 but her personality is a -0.
She’ll act very kind at first but then once she knows ur weak spots she’ll used that against you. She’s also those mean popular girls and sometimes u wonder “How TF is that bitch popular?”
She’ll act very kind at first but then once she knows ur weak spots she’ll used that against you. She’s also those mean popular girls and sometimes u wonder “How TF is that bitch popular?”
by Jahannna November 1, 2020
Get the Marleymug. A nation/empire in the world of Attack on Titan. They hate eldians (people who can turn into titans) because they used titans to conquer land and opress people in the past, so now Marley puts them in concentration camps and uses their titans to conquer land and opress people. Progress!
by o_joberto March 11, 2021
Get the Marleymug. by johno8 September 15, 2016
Get the Ross marleymug. An absoulute Giga chad.People will look into history not for Henry VIII but for him. an absolute Icon
by Calamity_Hoe June 16, 2022
Get the Marleymug. The hottest boy you will ever meet. He is super athletic and can make you laugh to the point your stomache can hurt. He will kind of get annoyed if yu mention his name being feminine. He is short, but still really good at basketball. He isn't super popular, but still friends with the popular boys.
by Tree <3 August 29, 2022
Get the Marleymug.