M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.
Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.
by M&M Sweats July 12, 2023
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M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am
“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”
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We can go m for m
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Brown m&m

The m&m that will always consensually dom you
Person 1 : I'm looking for a goth gf to consensually Dom me
Person 2 : I mean, they're quite rare but the brown m&m eaters are a perfect alternative
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
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