Jennifer Lopez

Horrible, no talent loser, whose idea of fashion includes fur in her own line of tacky garments.

The fur industry assumes its buyers are ignorant, unintelligent and empty. So does Jennifer Lopez.

by Darkly December 28, 2005

German Lopez

A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.

German is the Jesus of our Age!

by GLopez12 March 9, 2004

Jennifer Lopez

A sexually transmitted disease that leads to alcoholism and penile warts

Sally gave me Jennifer Lopez that dirty hoe

by Theglorius2cm February 13, 2022

Joshua Lopez

The most amazing guy you will ever come across in your life! Oh and he loves Jamie Gomes with every inch of his heart.

When the world ends? joshua lopez gives you that thrill.

by kidkoala March 8, 2011

Jennifer Lopez

a fucking fur-hag that should go die.

grl1: ewwww... that bitch across the street is wearing a fuckin fur coat!!
grl2: damn. another jenny on the block. lets go throw red paint on her!

Jennifer Lopez is a fucking fur hag that supports the killing of thousands(or more) innocent lil creatures. Fuck JLo!!!

by chinkinthelink December 25, 2005

Matthew Lopez

Nice human being usaully has few friends not funny but very genuine usaully smart and nerdy

Guy 1 who is he, he is matthew the smart kid from math

Guy 2 oh yeah

Matthew Lopez very smart

by H1zhsi October 8, 2019

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 29, 2012