faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014

logitech

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by weiner man sr. December 5, 2003

Stoner Logic

Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense

Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me

Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire

That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.

by Tha_Woodmeister January 6, 2009

Alcoholic Logic

A way of thinking when one is very drunk that involves rationalizing completely STUPID things. Often resulting in idiotic stunts and poor choice of sexual partners.

Bob: Whoa Chris are you sure you wanna sleep wit her?!

Chris: Hell yea dude! She's not that bad, if she lost about 300lbs and you squinted your eye's relly hard she looks almost like Halle Berry.

Bob: You and your fucking Alcoholic Logic!

by Nik N. February 6, 2008

logic poodle

n.: circular logic, 2.: a response to an illogical statement presented as fact.

"I think people are more friendly and pleasant when the weather is bad because they have something to talk about together."
"What?! No, that is a total logic poodle. It makes no sense! People are miserable when it is nasty outside."

by lizabethsc January 26, 2010

logictify

to beat with superior logic

In a debate it's important to out logictify your opponents.

by tsquared22 January 24, 2011

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006