lock and lurch

When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.

WTF why you lock and lurch get me outta here!

by goodbilly1 January 4, 2009

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

Arby's lock

Noun: The state of indecision when faced with too many decisions. Generated from Arby's constantly rotating menu of vastly different items

This bar had so many beers on tap, I got Arby's lock

by D N October 6, 2008

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

Ket-Locking

Keeping an induvidual on a constant cycle of drip fed ketamine

Your talking alot of shit for someone within Ket-Locking distance

by BrqneCel July 29, 2022

CAPS LOCK

A DEVICE IMPLANTED IN A KEYBOARD DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR PEOPLE TO ACCIDENTALLY PRESS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO TYPE IN THEIR PASSCODE

person 1: HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
person 2: YOU CANT ITS THE COMPUTERS WAY OF SAYING IT WANTS YOU TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. DONT TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by some white millenial October 11, 2017

lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'

My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.

by Just_R June 9, 2018