Kinnon Park Lindsey

the greatest marine there ever was. makes lame jokes.
dimples.

see that marine over there .. man kinnon park lindsey is the MAN! i wish i could be more like him! such a badass!

by funkyobrother September 1, 2011

Pulled a Lindsey

Messing up dramatically; unable to say proverbs correctly

Doc said, "You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships." Marc responded, "Doc you just pulled a Lindsey"

by DrPatton22 October 16, 2014

What up lindsey

you trying to sneaky link ?

what up lindsey-lindsey i am down

by The fucking goat 🐐 April 15, 2022

Lindsey

a girl with blonde hair normally. usually short and mean. also, a hypocrite.

Lindsey's been telling me to do my latin homework but isn't doing her psychology homework. SHE'S SUCH A HYPOCRITE.

by emogirlfivethousand May 9, 2018

Lindsey

Lindsey is an attractive, kinda weird girl who makes weird noises all the time. She is funny, sexy, and hard to stay away from for long periods of times. She loves making out with her stuffed animals, and her redneck accent comes out alot. But she is also the most amazing girl I have ever met, and she is worth waiting for. Although VERY emotional, she is a strong individual, and she can do anything she wants if she puts her mind to it. She plans on marrying a kid name Mathew and having 2 kids with him, boy and a girl, whose names will be called Pepito and Maria. She is currently in a long distance relationship, but she hopes that everything will work out great. She plans on seeing this kid one day, and hopefully have a future with him, but she is also very nervous. She is the most amazing girlfriend ever, and she always puts a smile on your face. She is perfect in everyway, and she is to die for. She is very loving and caring, and no other girl compares to Lindsey.

Lindsey, will you marry me?

by DistantLove August 3, 2011

Lisey

PERSON. she likes to eat cheese, poke people. she makes fun of everything that moves. Likes irritating people. In love with Harry Potter.

She's such a Lisey, god. I never knew someone who could each that much cheese.

by Lisey'sbiggestcritic/fan May 13, 2011

Lindsey

She is a very attractive woman. She is very sweet.. sexy... and funny.. if you ever have the chance to love a lindsey... do it and never stop loving her. She has a very sexy ass and nice tities... she attracts every man on the street. She is also very clumsy and goofy In a good way.. she is also very flexible in bed. She can please a man every second in the bed.. she is so fucking sexy. She in in love with a guy named Blake the had a very massive dick and big balls. Love lindsey with all of your heart like her boyfriend Blake does💦

Lindsey is very sexy.

by Jdhcucdbdb May 21, 2017