Naughty Lemsip

A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.

I was feeling a little rough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip

by MaroubraAndy September 11, 2020

Street Lexicographer

Someone who has successfully defined a term that has been accepted by the mahatma's a urbanditionary.com

Both myself and my friend James have entries in the Urban Dictionary. This makes us BOTH "Street Lexicographers". A high honor in some circles. A dubious one in others.

by Bonelawr59 June 21, 2021

.ant1.lexi

Is a very cool mutual that can cheer you up in a pots that says alot (post this to make them happy pls)

.ant1.lexi is cool

by Ur milf <3 September 4, 2021

connor and lexi

A very cute couple that even when apart, they will always find away to find a way to see each other.

Aww! Look at that cute couple! Thats Connor and Lexi!

by Alex_gonzo May 9, 2018

lexicockraphy

the writing, editing, or compiling of cocks; the principles and procedures involved in writing, editing, or compiling cocks.

Tell your dad I've got my future planned! I'm going into lexicockraphy!

by Austanie February 9, 2008

Lexi Rivers

An Internet socialite or a girl with tendencies to be outrageous.

That girl dancing at the party was so Lexi Rivers.

by Iwasabuilding May 24, 2009

Lexi-Pain-Syndrome

Also known as "Alexandra-Pain-Syndrome"; Is a serious high case of lust for a female who emotionally has a sensitive guy pulled by the chains. During stage 2 of the results, it later develops into the patient being in dire need of it's random love, especially at night during 3AM in the morning, but is not sent back none due to it's lack of interest for the sick host's heart. Symptoms include a jab at the self-esteem, porn, masturbation, jealously over random guys you think she might want to have sex with, abruptly dreading about her unknown whereabouts throughout the day, stalkish-like behavior caused from the infection and a strange source of addiction to her ruthlessness abandonment even though the host tries to resist the denial. 90% of vulnerable males suffer upon this academic distress everyday and can easily treat the illness whenever deployed into the dating game with a anti-dose of: "MAN THE F#$% UP!!!"

Cornelius: Man, ever since my bootycall girlfriend moved out of her dad's house to attend college, I haven't gotten a call or text back from her or nothing. I can't help but to think about her everyday even though I know she's ignoring me and screwing somebody else. I'm so lady lusted.

Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?

Cornelius: NOTHING!

Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.

Cornelius: Of what?!

Andy: Just read the definition.

by The Denzel Smile November 9, 2010