Used in the context of someone saying something offensive in a humorous manner and fearing potential repercussions
John:"Pineapple belongs on pizza"
Mod: *clears throat*
John"for legal reasons that's a joke"
by MrBossMan750 January 29, 2022
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legal vote

adjective :

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader Trump!

2. A vote submitted by a person keeping America great
Count only the "legal votes"
by legal_Alien November 06, 2020
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Legal in the Czech Republic

Term used to excuse actions which, in your own country, are illegal. Because everything is legal in the Czech Republic.

In other words, it's legal somewhere, so it must be OK to do it.

(Should not be used as a guide when visiting the Czech Republic, which probably does have one or two laws).
Edith: Quentin, you just ran a red light!
Quentin: Don't worry, it's legal in the Czech Republic.

Tarquin: You'd better not try anything, she's underage!
Jacob: Ah, but she's legal in the Czech Republic.
by NeilosUK August 12, 2008
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Legal Research and Writing

A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.

The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.
"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."
by Are Jonnson December 01, 2006
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Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men
Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."
by Qlark Qriffith December 09, 2008
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legalize nuclear bombs

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au pair-a-legal

An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.
Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.
by Hoos 4 a B Curve May 05, 2006
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