learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

learning to fly

When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away.

"Did you fart?"

"No, I'm learning to fly."

by Leroy's Mama June 28, 2005

Learnings

Failed attempts masked as valuable learning experience, oftentimes made by overpaid consultants and strategists.

Yes, we spent $500k on this pilot that didn’t produce any measurable results, but we have captured many learnings that will propel our next project forward.

by pantlesschicken February 1, 2019

little T learns to share

A book on sharing by NFL player Terrel Owens. Which is ironic because T.O. never learned how to share.

T.O. wrote a book called little T learns to share.

by Nirvana kicks ass October 20, 2006

learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.

You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!

by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006

learn2english

When someone cannot spell properly or has trouble learning the language. This can be used when somebody fails or does bad on their english test/exam.

idiot - "I have too go drive away from da school."
person - "yo, you should learn2english."

by wide load March 7, 2007

learnlink

1. The addictive email and conferencing client used at Emory University.

I've been on learnlink for 39 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 27 minutes and 7 seconds. Can you beat that?

by Marcus Brodzki May 15, 2007