i'm literally shaking right now

An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.

Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"

by SalazarKekistani July 25, 2017

literally

Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.

Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.

"I literally sucked on those jugs!"

by Arel Blyste January 28, 2008

literally

a much misused adverb, often for emphasis

"I literally died of embarrassment."

"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"

by RockYfella December 5, 2003

Later'd

#1 Adj: describing something that was cool, but isn't cool anymore; Old fads that died out; Lame in general.
Commonly used in the term "Totally fucking later'd" (TFL).

# 2 Adj: describing something that is dying, being worn out, burnt out or otherwise fried.

# 1: "Pwn? That's totally fucking later'd."
"School is TFL, dudeseph."

# 2: "I laughed so hard, my appendix is later'd"
"My brain was later'd after I watched that trippy movie."

by SpaceSkamandor January 18, 2008

Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.

Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.

by Dylonater January 20, 2008

What the literal fuck?

Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.

Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.

'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'

by Theseus Despaard October 26, 2013

laterra

A LaTerra is a name that usually means gorgeous, and outgoing, yet shy, and reserved at the same time. Most times used in the feminine way a laterra is a person who can use her looks as well as her brains to get what she needs and/or wants.

Omg Becky is such a LaTerra.

by 👑JayyMoney👑 January 14, 2016