Long Talker

Long Talker: also known as "Long Talkers" (couple) and "The Long Talker", referring to the idiot that won’t shut up. “Long Talking (verb)”

A “Long Talker” is a person who can't shut up, usually spewing on about themselves and/or their day. They typically don’t know when they are “Long Talking” and/or how much the other person and/or people who are listening to them want him/her to shut up.

Most “Long Talkers” had broken childhoods and/or had/have very few friends. They pad their Facebook, MySpace or LinkedIn accounts with people the vaguely know and/or briefly met in passing. Most befriend these “Long Talkers” well before any lengthy discussions took place. Otherwise, well, they wouldn’t have befriended them.

Be careful of “Long Talkers”, as they can be impossible to identify right away. Very hard to de-friend and have stalker-istic tendencies.

Gina comes over to your house at 8:00pm to "drop something off". After a minute or so of catching up, you state how tired you are or how you need to get back to anything else but this conversation. Gina, apparently oblivious to your hints, keeps talking, sometimes so fast you can't get a word in.

After 5-10 attempts to close the door mid-speech, Gina still has one foot in and continues to talk.

This is a Long Talker.

by Short Talker September 4, 2009

Fear of long words

Also known as hippotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia and is a complete joke that some dumbass thought was very smart to do...

*guy with the phobia sees a long word and panics*
Me: Looks like you got hippoto-
Guy with phobia: NO NO NOO DON'T SAY IT!!
Me: Why can't I say hippotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia??
Guy with phobia: *Panics*
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Fear of long words

by Uhmmmmmmm idk October 31, 2018

Longdicking

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.

I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"

by flop dobbins May 18, 2014

long story short

Something a person says halfway through a long, pointless story with trivial details that are interesting to nobody except the storyteller.

(Fifteen minutes of droning blather). Long story short, (fifteen more minutes of rambling digressions.)

by acidnoir July 23, 2010

took you long enough

Taking someone a long time to do something or make something happen.

Husband: Hey hunny, I'm home...
Wife: yes but it took you long enough to get here.

by Shangwa July 12, 2016

long-ghetto

A sarcastic term used to describe Longmeadow as ghetto, meaning cool, as on the contrary it is not ghetto at all.

I live in the long-ghetto.

by michelangelo da vinci October 26, 2007

Long Time China Time

"Long Time China Time", Used as slang by me and others since the late 2000's, is perhaps a variation on the phrase/movie "Big Trouble Little China", and is a rhyme used to describe a long or significant event or period of time, especially dealing with matters of trouble or intensity for example: A 6 year drought, Substantial prison terms, Getting busted in rehab and having to do the entire house's dishes for 7 days in a row, Vacations gone bad, etc.

Jody explains to Heidi how Ralph was caught after developing a habit of manipulating the balance sheet at the company he worked for in order to steal funds for himself. Heidi shakes her head in a partially humorous sigh and replies "Loooong time china time".

"It was 'Long time china time' for the residents of Andy's off campus Frat House, as they have continued to battle severe and resistant bed bug infestation for over a year now", Jack mentioned to John over a few cold ones at the local tavern

by Tristan Hutchison January 1, 2014