The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
Get the drop a log in the chipper mug.When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.
James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by JonnoR August 14, 2012
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DAYUM DAT BITCH HAWT.
As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.
ANYWAY
Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.
As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.
ANYWAY
Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.
Friend: Why are you so obsessed with that person?
Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?
Friend: So not for his face?
Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!
Friend: That's what I thought.
Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?
Friend: So not for his face?
Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!
Friend: That's what I thought.
by notagirlscout June 18, 2011
Get the Logan Lerman mug.Logan's are sweet, kind, and loyal. They always try to protect the ones they love and care about and would do anything for their friends. They have dreamy voices and one look from them will make your heart melt. They also have a great sense of humor and love to make the ones they love laugh. They're amazing and inventive lovers and are always sure to please their partner. A night spent with a Logan will be the best of your life, though you'll wake the next morning sore and in serious need of hydration. If you are lucky enough to have caught the interest of a Logan, be sure to hang on to them.
by LRWalker May 29, 2013
Get the Logan mug.Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.
1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.
2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009
Get the Nobel Logic mug.used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
"in a beef lizard"
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
by Tom Metcalfe November 23, 2006
Get the Jordan-Logic mug.The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.
First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?
by dqb8 August 15, 2018
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