press my laundry

to tell someone to give you a hug
Get over here and press my laundry!
by llama4 January 01, 2014
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laundry math anxiety

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.
B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.
by tess jr April 30, 2009
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Laundry Day Attire

What you wear when you are down to your last set of clean clothes.
Why are you wearing sweat pants and a dress shirt?

It's my laundry day attire!
by Miss Information January 06, 2007
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soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.
Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.
by aretegroup February 09, 2019
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horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”
jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket
by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019
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Laundry Room Bass

When you are doing laundry, the sound that your dryer makes while running and at the same time you are playing music.
I was doing some laundry, so I turned the radio on and was listing to Lil' Wayne, and then I turned the dryer on, so that sound gave me some nice deep laundry room bass.
by J doesn't repeat! August 30, 2011
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