lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 22, 2011

lap monkey

A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain

My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?

by shuler1 July 7, 2016

Lap lizard

A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.

I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.

by Cascorner July 9, 2018

lap danceing

When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest

People love lap danceing

by mmmmmm tats good December 1, 2014

lap nap

A power nap taken on a plane, bus or train where you use your knees as pillows.

Tori was so tired on the flight to New Orleans that she took a lap nap.

by bob beeflips September 29, 2010

Lap Trap

A Vagina

Guy 1: I saw her Lap Trap
Guy 2: Me too
Guy 1: What?!?!

by Hirohashmihung is HxC September 25, 2008