lactastic

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

lanacoma

when the only thing you do is lay in bed listening to Lana del Rey

OMG! I just bougth lana's new album! I'm in bed in a lanacoma!

by mourasuxx December 6, 2015

Lanahomosexual

A gay/lesbian person sexually attracted to people who listen to Lana Del Rey.

A: "So like... we've been talking for some time but I still don't understand if you're sexually attracted to me..."
B: "What music do you listen to?"
A: "Why?!"
B: "Because I'm Lanahomosexual, I need to know!"

by Stagno February 22, 2019

Lactanal

Shoving a milk jug, or other various dairy products, up one’s ass.

“Bro she finallly let me try lactanal on her last night.”
“Oh really bro how was it?”
“It was utterly fantastic.”

by xbrydx July 4, 2019

Lanaisa

Beautiful, strong, young, pretty, tall. smart, girl who is everything. She is the realest, illest chick you'll ever meet. She's a homie, lover, friend, you'll become addicted to her, her laugh, her smile, and her personality. Her her sexy voice is everything. She's the kind of girl you stay on the phone with late nights talking about any and everything. She can be mean sometimes but she's just honest. She doesn't need your money either, she's got her own bag. She'll spoil you before you ever need to spoil her. She is not the one to be messed with, she's not the person you want on your bad side. Do not do her wrong or lose her YOU WILL REGRET IT.

Hey Lanaisa is the dopest friend you can ever have.

by FromTheGuysInTheHood September 21, 2020

lanadelreyschemtrail

ceo of jumpscares 😍

“did you see lanadelreyschemtrails new video?”

by cacafan June 13, 2021

Lanard

A kind hearted person, who likes to chill. Lanard’s are typically nice with girls. Lanard’s mostly have big dicks but would never say it around people because they’re humble.

Lanard is so nice like wtf.

by Lanard November 22, 2021