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Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day
“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”
by Bored247 March 15, 2020
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UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.
Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018
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Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.
Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."
by pornstitute July 12, 2024
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Laid

Getting fucked. Typically happens at parties or at bars.
Mark: Yo dude! How was the party??
Devon: it was great! I got laid-
Mark: oh cool, was she good?
Devon: yeah! He made my back hurt

Mark: HE?!?!
by mikelovestobey March 12, 2022
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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virtually laid

Hey beby want to get virtually laid
by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013
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