Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.
Night before: Woohoo! Damn I'm drunk! Let's go hit up Krystals and get our bash on!
Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
Day after: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shitter. Open the windows, and for God's sake don't light a match!
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Someone who is incredibly cool is known as a krusti. A krusti can also be someone you would like very much to have rough sex with.
Boy 1: Cooorr look at that krusti girl, I'd bang her.
Boy 2: We could both bang her!
Russell Brand: *erection* I'd like to join in too please.
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Girl 1: Wow! She's krusti
Girl 2: I know, I am so incredibly jealous
Girl 1: *creams*
Boy 2: We could both bang her!
Russell Brand: *erection* I'd like to join in too please.
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Girl 1: Wow! She's krusti
Girl 2: I know, I am so incredibly jealous
Girl 1: *creams*
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Get the krustay mug.When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
by Steve Radz May 18, 2008
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Friend 1 "Thomas is so lucky to have Krista, shes a year older than all of us"
Friend 2 "And the perfect together, a Thomas and a Krista almost match perfectly!"
Friend 1 " GOD DANGIT YOURE RIGHT!"
Friend 2 "And the perfect together, a Thomas and a Krista almost match perfectly!"
Friend 1 " GOD DANGIT YOURE RIGHT!"
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