Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

kooter cutter

Someone in the business of trimming kooters pussy, a beaver barber; a bush whacker.

Sentence Example: It's time for my annual female exam, I must make an appointment with my Kooter Cutter first.

by J. Harris November 10, 2007

reverse kosher

When your best friends do coke on your bathroom sink with your parents are home
Watery eyes and sniffy noses are the exact example of reverse kosher especially when your parents are home

Yo man wanna go do a reverse kosher upstairs in the bathroom
Yeah bro what do you think her parents are gonna say when they see your watery eyes and sniffy noses?

by the fam part one and two December 19, 2011

pulling a Kosteff

Staying up all night having sex with a girl even though you need to work early the next day

I am so tired. I met this girl last night at Pizza Hut Bistro and hate myself for pulling a Kosteff. I fucked every way imaginable and she still wanted more. Finally left her house at 5:00 a.m..

by letsplay April 24, 2011

Kosher

Weed, best drugs around

just got some kosher, come over.

by Sss-dawg February 1, 2015

kister

It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.

That man is simply kisterious.

by Rachael Stevens February 4, 2005

kusterer

a male figure who loves to play paintball in his spare time and enjoys watching movies and having a great time with his girlfriend; very funny and loves to laugh; enjoys going to youth group; liked by everybody

Kusterer went to play paintball but was forced to fill the CO2 tanks instead.

by p1nkb4nd1t December 10, 2008