Keyboard monkey 

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

Keyboard monkey by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

Keyboard hands by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

Keyboard Colonist 

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

Keyboard Colonist by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

keyboard humper 

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

keyboard humper by dilflord January 3, 2023

Keyboard smash/Keysmash 

1. when you are so astounded, exited, or angry at or about something or someone that you have a seizure on top of your keyboard.
2. a subtle way to tell if someone is a part of the LGBTQ+

1: Astounded/Exited/Angry Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: Hey look at this picture of a cute cat
Person 2: KUHYJTFGDTYJ&HTFHYBUHJGTVBYJKHBVYUHIUBY

2: Gay Keyboard Smash/Keysmash
Person 1: *says something funny*
(Gay) Person 2: ASKSJHBSGVBABHNJHB

Keyboard smash/Keysmash by SeaNoodle March 24, 2023

keyboard tramp 

n-An individual that simutainiously maintains multiple email conversations with the hopes to score a date with any one of his victoms. This task is difficult as is requires you to remember what you have said in each one. This should only be performed by highly trained individuals.

also see player

Frank- Man, I was up half the night online with these three bitches.

Friend- I dont know how you keep up with them.

Frank- Dont worry about me, asshole, I'm a keyboard tramp!!

keyboard tramp by Franswa October 11, 2007

keyboard slapping 

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.

I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.

keyboard slapping by Kusco March 24, 2008