Kaifession

When you have a secret, which you entrust with an idiot who ends of exposing you behind your back and clowns on you for it.

"I told my friend I liked someone and he told everyone, including her!"
"I'm sorry she received a kaifession before you wanted her to."

by DamienProbably November 19, 2023

Keffelt

A keffelt is bits of undigested food in one's shit

"Oh dear I don't know if those are pin worms or keffelts! Should I see a doctor or something?"

by UHYUUNUJM November 30, 2023

Keffelt

Keffelts are bits of undigested food in one's shit

"Oh dear I don't know if those are keffelts or pin worms! Should I see a doctor?"

by UHYUUNUJM November 30, 2023

kafafel

I’m Batman

Batman the kafafel

by Bomratlider December 28, 2023

Kayfe

An estimated time of day where you need to cum atleast 7 times to impress the homies

BRO ANDO PULLED A KAYFE? HE IS CRAZY

by Shlurg January 27, 2024

Kaff

Kaff short for cafeteria in afrikaans language

I'm going to the kaff

by Kajzjzhxzjajskaosjzbzhjsksskdk March 29, 2024

keffelsnop

Someone who is unaware of the existence of the mighty Ledley King

Dude that bozo over there doesn’t know Ledley King hes such a keffelsnop

by TomHG29 June 15, 2024