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Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.
I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide
by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016
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Kermatitus

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.
Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*
by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011
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Kremit The Toad

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog
Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!
by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018
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kermicide

Miss Piggy got pissed off and committed kermicide.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 18, 2005
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Kermitface

The look you have on your face when there are no words to describe how you feel because someone says or does something incredibly stupid, hilarious, or unbelievable. In it's most perfect form it looks exactly like Kermit the frog's face.
After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.
by KermitCPhT March 16, 2014
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Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks
by Steve Hall November 16, 2004
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Kermitting

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.
Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.
by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017
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