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shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.
I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)
by he-jonathan May 5, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a wild fortnite creature who roams the mobile lobby looking for unsuspecting targets to sweat on. If you encounter him, you are as good as dead.
Pr0G4mEr: Frick dude, I see a Jonathan!
sKiLlzPr0: RUNNN!!!
by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018
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Jonathan

A really immature person with a very awkward sense of humor, but very fun to talk to. Jonathan is the type of guy you meet during your freshman year of high school and get into very fun and stupid situations with, he can't handle serious situations very well but he is very kind.
You: yo Jonathan wanna do something completely stupid.
Jonathan: Hmmmm lemme think about it
You: we coul...
Jonathan: HELLL YEAAAA!!!!
by ManOfSoup February 24, 2017
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Jonathan

A white boy that has a small thing and is not good at basketball
omg i was such a Jonathan in basketball today I wish a was playing like a charlee
by acool10 May 27, 2017
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Jonathan Nguyen

Bruh this Asian nigga is really asian he has glasses.
Jonathan Nguyen and Jennifer sitting in a tree Kissing
by Heyyminute May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan C.
A sexy, handsome, amazing guy.
Felicia's boyfriend.
Oh look! Theres Jonathan! *faints*
I sure would like to have me a Jonathan.
by hisamazinglittlegirlfriend January 18, 2011
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Jonathan Taylor Thomas

When a girl engages in a sexual act with three men named Jonathan, Taylor and Thomas at the same time. Also referred to receiving a JTT
Suzanne loves every time she receives a Jonathan Taylor Thomas
by Dykstra January 9, 2009
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