blow jobizzle

The act of giving oral sex then allowing your partner to climax in your mouth and swallowing.

"I was so excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blow jobizzle last night although was highly disgusted when she wanted to kiss me afterwards."

by #YoloSwagBitchesMoneyNigga April 13, 2014

Steve Jobs

The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.

Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!

All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.

Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.

by Burninjoker December 17, 2010

Jobsolete

What happens to your techno shit when Steve Jobs of Apple Computer announces a new product.

Did you see Steve Jobs just announced the new iPod cock sucker?

Yeah, I bought one a few months ago for $300 and it's already Jobsolete!!

by Eric_79 September 19, 2007

Jan Jobs

is when a Jan receives a hand job

there's Jan again getting Jan Jobs

so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?

Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"

by Self Titled July 20, 2011

steve jobs

Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.

"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"

by Ricky01 January 6, 2009

Jobes

The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn

Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!

by w_t_f December 26, 2008

Steve Jobs

Born in 1955 (the same year as Bill Gates), Steve Jobs is the co-founder and charismatic CEO of Apple Inc. He is one of the greatest innovators of Silicon Valley. Steve Jobs led the creation of the Macintosh, which was the first stable computer to have a GUI and a mouse. Subsequently, he was fired from the very company that he founded and went on to found another computer company called NeXT. Due to a miscalculated market approach, NeXT computers flopped due to their high price. However, he had another company called Pixar, which became his comeback.

Apple invited him back in 1997 and bought NeXT to create a new operating system, which became Mac OSX. Steve Jobs led Apple Inc. to create many new and innovative products including the iMac, iPod, iPhone, Apple TV, etc.

Steve Jobs is known for his domineering personality, but is also known for his keen vision in the technological future. He also the lowest paid CEO in the world with an annual salary of $1.

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Steve Jobs: "Look, the Apple keyboard is not small enough. So instead of a regular QWERTY keyboard, I want to make it like a cell phone keypad, where each key has three letters."

Apple employees: "That's such a good idea, Steve! We're already getting good ideas. How about if we--"

Steve Jobs: "No! No! This is a stupid idea! You're all fired, you assholes! If I can't trust you to tell me when an idea is stupid, why are you here? Get out! Right now!"

by Jeongf January 29, 2008