The one who keeps my faith alive.
I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus.
I say to myself that everythings going to be okay, because of Jesus.
by peaceiseverything March 19, 2010
A figure of great controversy. The historically proven facts of his life are as follows:
1) He was born in late December approx. 4 B.C.
2) He lived his life preaching loving one another, staying away from corrupt practices, practicing what you preach, etc.
3) The people who didn't want to be told that they were bad, wrong, etc. had the man whipped, beaten, given a thorn crown, made him carry a huge wooden cross just to nail him to it to shut him up.
Regardless of religious preference, those statements are only as disputable as any other world history accounts. We can all learn something from Jesus, even ignoring the controversial ideas like the rising again, miracles, etc.
1) He was born in late December approx. 4 B.C.
2) He lived his life preaching loving one another, staying away from corrupt practices, practicing what you preach, etc.
3) The people who didn't want to be told that they were bad, wrong, etc. had the man whipped, beaten, given a thorn crown, made him carry a huge wooden cross just to nail him to it to shut him up.
Regardless of religious preference, those statements are only as disputable as any other world history accounts. We can all learn something from Jesus, even ignoring the controversial ideas like the rising again, miracles, etc.
Angry mob: "Yeah! Let's kill her! She is an adulterer! Stone her!!"
Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
by Junatokni6815 July 09, 2010
Greek name for a guy who was killed by the Romans, but, unlike all the others in such situation, thought he was doing mankind a favour (or so says modern paedophilic priests).
His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.
Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
His biography is featured in the Bible, the best-selling book of all time, bought specially by people who couldn't read, and, when written only in Latin, by people who didn't speak Latin.
Often used as a curse word in silly situations.
"Jesus, what the hell is that?!"
by Fosterpython January 08, 2009
A fictional character like bugs bunny or Anne Frank who is depicted in th bible, the largest selling fictional book on the face of earth. Jesus is said to have been a jew, but that can't be true because Jews are fake just like him.
by Folger August 12, 2014
1. Hey Aaron, this hamburger is like jesus-in-a-box
2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
2. Hey Paul, can I come over and play on your jesus computer?
by DJ Perxion December 18, 2007
by satan is gay March 03, 2005
Look at that nigga Jesus
by Jesus McNugget July 18, 2017