Definitions by Zand

Jesus 

1. - Jewish guy who lived over 1000 years ago. Found the religions of Christianity. Also known as Jeebus.
2. - Interjection, expressing shock, serious aggravation, grief or other extremely unpleasant emotion.
3. - Hispanic male name.

Man A - Jesus died for your sins.
Man B - wut.

Man A - My right hand got sawed off with a lawnmower.
Man B - Jesus!

Man A - Como estas usted, Jesus?

Jesus by Zand July 20, 2008