Jebus

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.

jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right

by Aluphoss February 1, 2007

jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

jenseny

Someone that you really want to go out with, but it never really works out, that one crush I guess.

I really thought I had something going but Jenseny didn’t think so

by Jack I guess January 21, 2019

Jens

A person that is a homophobe he loves getting stoned and drinking alcohol, usually chill dude really nice but a bit racist.

Hey I met someone called Jens.
Ask if you can get some weed

by Hello Bois and Girls October 19, 2019

Jensen

Jensens r the sweetest most cuddly boys with the biggest hearts. Jensens r music loving strong willed mammas boys, that value the close bonds they make.

I fell bad for anyone who doesn’t have a Jensen in their circle

by Cantheman April 1, 2020

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock

guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈

by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020