Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.
by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006
The Nativity Story (the birth of Jesus) is a children's book, just like "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".
by Jakov Ajiza May 20, 2009
by 333luker February 05, 2010
Person 1: "i am the most awesome guy ever"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"
by why-cant-we-be-friends May 01, 2006
Really just the smartest man in our world's history, with religion aside and beliefs cast out, Jesus was a man with the original indeniable push to "Utopia". He spent his time sharing things to inspire people, to change people's minds about how to treat others. He wanted to make human beings a caring, and for lack of a better reference, a family. Jesus shouldn't have been killed for what he did, but he was because of the same way a lot of people are treated wrong today. The second somebody either disagrees or doesn't understand what somebody else is trying to do/say, they jump at the oppurtunity to thrash at their very existence.
by Wawk R October 22, 2005
by Religious nun March 23, 2017
A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets
by Jesús January 07, 2015