Jesus

Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.

There are two religions that believe in Jesus, Christianity and Islam.

by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006

Jesus

A fictional character such as Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny.

The Nativity Story (the birth of Jesus) is a children's book, just like "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".

by Jakov Ajiza June 10, 2009

Jesus

The mexican guy at the car wash.

Keep washing that car Jesus!

by 333luker February 5, 2010

Jesus

1.Just tha most awesome guy who eva lived

2.Saviour of our souls

3.Son of God

Person 1: "i am the most awesome guy ever"
Person 2: "no Jesus is"
Person 1: ...
Person 2: "dude, Jesus just saved my soul"

by why-cant-we-be-friends July 3, 2006

Jesus

Really just the smartest man in our world's history, with religion aside and beliefs cast out, Jesus was a man with the original indeniable push to "Utopia". He spent his time sharing things to inspire people, to change people's minds about how to treat others. He wanted to make human beings a caring, and for lack of a better reference, a family. Jesus shouldn't have been killed for what he did, but he was because of the same way a lot of people are treated wrong today. The second somebody either disagrees or doesn't understand what somebody else is trying to do/say, they jump at the oppurtunity to thrash at their very existence.

Jesus taught us how to live, taught us how to care, how to love...but nobody listened

by Wawk R September 16, 2006

Jesus

A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets

Man did you see Jesus?
Yeah man he's so funny

by Jesús January 6, 2015

Jesus

Jesus is a god his best bud is Allah

Look at that mum jesus hanging out with Allah!

by Religious nun March 23, 2017