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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Ball bearing jackass

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.
Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.
by Travesty360 March 4, 2017
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Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass
by evan.floden May 15, 2019
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British/Indian Jackass

A person who rages, stresses out or cries while gaming ( typically in first person/third person shooters. eg: CoD, Fortnite, Free Fire )

Favourite phrases are: "kontol", "Mother...", "Camper" and so on. The phrase "Chicken" was used by the ancient B/I Jackasses.
Person A: "Mother..."
Person B: "You British/Indian Jackass"
by Kuntul69 December 30, 2020
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Jackanese

The language Jack speaks when he has no idea what to say.
Jack is speaking Jackanese again. whats he saying??

JACK- 'aba pup? gala dum! baba dalmaUMPA'
by rachspeech May 9, 2013
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Cracker-Jackass

1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"

2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.

3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch
"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"
by barry mcsorely April 24, 2009
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Jackass

1. An American pack of cunts that perform 'extreme stunts'. In fact they are often not at all extreme, they are just stupid. They have not seen Dirty Sanchez to understand what extreme is.

2. A show named after it intended audience.
Jackass is not funny.
by drift August 25, 2006
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