A Russian man of the finest degree, his diet consists of 80 potatoes and vodka runs through his veins. he is currently escaping Russia on a tricycle with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a avtomat kalashnikova in the other!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!
by dum12345678910 February 18, 2022
Get the Ivan Petrenkomug. That Russian guy who sings the song Tanz Brüderchend from the A Frightened Boy flash. Remixed by techno artist Hyperactive makes for an uber song.
www.rathergood.com/vid
www.rathergood.com/vid
Once there was a little boy.
He lived in a place where bad things happened.
He was afraid that he would be brutally killed,
Just like all the other little children had been.
And then, one day, along came a crab.
The boy tried to ignore the crab,
But it just stayed behind him.
Singing..
He lived in a place where bad things happened.
He was afraid that he would be brutally killed,
Just like all the other little children had been.
And then, one day, along came a crab.
The boy tried to ignore the crab,
But it just stayed behind him.
Singing..
by Sabishii211 March 27, 2004
Get the Ivan Rebroffmug. Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is
by Don Nelson10 July 14, 2010
Get the Ivan's Lawmug. When a jack ass driving on the highway realizes they are going to miss their exit at the last second cuts across three lanes of traffic to make it with complete disregard of other drivers on the road. Usually causing extreme cases of road rage. Taken from the movie The hunt for red October.
by wfbi March 17, 2011
Get the crazy ivanmug. by ivan couture March 12, 2022
Get the ivan couturemug. When you are behind a women with a terrific ass...you are staring at it....she does the unexpected(it's like they have a sixth sense or something)turns around and catches you looking, making you feel like some kind of perv.
Comes from the unexpected turn a Soviet boomer would do to try to catch a U.S. sub coming up from behind.
Comes from the unexpected turn a Soviet boomer would do to try to catch a U.S. sub coming up from behind.
Wow!! Did you see the turdcutter on that chick. I was enjoying the scenery but she pulled a crazy ivan on me!!
by Hunch December 6, 2006
Get the crazy ivanmug. by Your second mom October 3, 2017
Get the ivan floresmug.