italian

italian americans....with italian heritage born in america
beautiful respectful people...who know how to
1.throw the best weddings
2.cook the best food
3/dress the best
4.best jewelry
5.best cars
6.safest neighborhoods.

and to all you fake italians or italian haters that say italians eat dominos and chef boy ardee

no italian would ever...ever..ever eat that crap..

my next door neighbor is a real italian..he just got here from Naples

by danidani June 1, 2006

italian

Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.

I'm Italian

by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

italian neck slap

Getting Slapped in the neck using the famous Italian hand gesture.

Why is it Caused?
When a person makes direct eye contact with the persons Italian hand gesture the Italian hand can slap the neck of the person who made eye contact.

Tip: Never do in the front of the neck only the back of the neck.

Sally Italian neck slapped Kenny as a punishment for making eye contact with her Italian gesture.

by Italian Slappist March 5, 2018

Italian rapist

Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese

Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house

by TrumpAndKim December 5, 2018

Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 18, 2018