closet intellectual

Someone who is smart in their head but finds it difficult to "come out"

I had the perfect comeback for what John said in the afternoon, I wish I wasn't such a closet intellectual.

by girluninterrupted May 14, 2014

facebook intellectual

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.

Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.

by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015

An Internectual

Someone who uses the faculty of reasoning and understanding objectively, in deep regard to matters of the internet or social media.

"Suzy is always on her smartphone or the computer, she is an internectual."

by Jackthetipper October 20, 2013

Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.

You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !

by Barr Man December 30, 2009

intellectually

A word with too many "L"s

"I am intellectually superior to you bro" "do you know how many "L"s are in intellectually bro?"
"uh 11" "Get out of my presence"

by Spidercarlos January 9, 2019

Hip Hop "Intellectual"

A person who listens to lots of hip hop/rap and starts fights over trivial things: eye contact, bad look and disrepect. Notice the parenthesis around the word intellectual. Obviously, anyone who's into hip hop/rap cannot be an intellectual.

Hip hop intellectuals can be from any race, but in general they tend to be African American.

Teen1: Oh my God! He beat up that poor white kid for nothing. What happened?
Teen2: The white kid looked at him in a weird way and then the black kid left him in a comma. Typical Hip Hop "Intellectual" behavior.

by The Man who Knew Too Much February 12, 2007

intellectual bigot

When someone who is smarter than you points out that fact.

You: your wrong
Them: you mean "you're"
You: DON'T BE AN INTELLECTUAL BIGOT!!

by arkanciscan March 2, 2015