Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.

"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS

by dum9328 May 24, 2021

Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu

"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025

Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub

that pussy bloomed as she came

by pbloom September 9, 2025

Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.

Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.

by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023