Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.

Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.

by Woody89 July 27, 2012

fly insect

Black Flying insect, the worlds most annoying thing that God created. It is a shit licking flying fuckwit that wants to piss you off everyday you go outside in summer.

The fly insect came in my window at night and kept landing on me.

by Steve Bradbery October 30, 2019

inserta

Adaconn / Inserta develops proprietary products for integrated hydraulic systems.

Adaconn / Inserta provided me with the greatest hydraulic systems.

by FinnerFincher January 19, 2011

[Insertfandom]zen

A poor excuse to insult NCT by hiding behind the guise of the very misleading "zen" at the end of another fandom name.

Usually used by people who want to have an elevated opinion when bashing nct, but dont want to suffer the repercussions of their actions.

A pick me who wants to be accepted by other fandoms who hate nctzen.

"I'm am insertfandomzen but Jeno is so ugly."

"I'm a stayzen but NCT's music is so trash."

"I'm a blinkzen but Blackpink outsold NCT."

"I'm a atinyzen but NCT has so many visual holes."

by hyucksimp June 27, 2021

intertubulism

A figure of speech originating from within the internet, or intertubes, that is not easily translated or understood from outside the context of the intertubes.

Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.

Adam: QFT!

Bob: What's that?

Adam: That's an intertubulism for a show of support, "quoted for truth."

by CleffedUp March 26, 2010

Inertnet

Internet service which is slow or nonexistent.

None of the routers in this building work...fuckin' Inertnet.

by trkr14 October 24, 2011

Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012