devil's hoof

to masterbate with four cupped fingers

I gave Julie the devil's hoof and she liked it ;)

by julie jujube August 28, 2009

hoofbag

An old sock what's not been washed for a long time.

Where's me hoofbags? They crept into me room while I was asleep and went for me throat!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

hoofish

An onomatopoeic word describing a feeling nausea to the point of biting one's lower lip to physically block vomit, and produce the sound "hoof" in doing so.

Being stuck in traffic on a sweltering hot day smelling a ripe, blackened, maggot infested lump of roadkill left me feeling hoofish

by jimmy jabs February 14, 2012

Cocking The Hoof

To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!

Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"

Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"

Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"

by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007

hoof hand

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

by blondie992 January 17, 2007

hoof rot

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

by Stuart Hepburn September 3, 2007

moose hoof

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

by yeeeer mom October 26, 2005