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brooklyn hobbs

This guy's a true character. He's a big fat black man from Mississippi but has been living in Brooklyn for the last ten years. This man really knows the know about what's happening around Brooklyn.
"Hey, there ol' Brooklyn Hobbs is, what a guy!"
by uhhhhhhhhuhhhhh April 21, 2018
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Logan Hobbs

Logan Hobbs is a great guy with a massive schlong. He will pound through anyone who gets in the way of his dream of becoming a professional toe sucker.
“Logan Hobbs pounded through my stepsister last night because she wouldn’t let him suck her toes!”
by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021
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bumping horns

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.
by bencurryy May 3, 2022
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Mr. Hornster

1. A sexually aroused man
2. Another name for rhino
"Let's have sex."
"Okay, Mr. Hornster."
by misterhorndog November 27, 2013
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hornsome

I'm pretty hornsome right now.
by feathersandmoss January 10, 2009
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Hornsmaniac

Someone who is very cocky and funny, gets all the ladies.
Hornsmaniac is cock and funny
by Anonymous March 7, 2003
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