hottying

The process by which someone becomes gorgeous (girl) or hot (guy/girl) for a date, crush, etc.

Girl 1: What are you guys gonna be doing tonight?

Girl 2: We are so gonna be hottying up for our dates!

Girl 1: Kk. TTYL!

by Charlotte_xoxo January 2, 2010

Hoppyboy

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products like hoppy beers and soy.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects beer consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido. Hoppyboys tend to have manboobs.

The average hoppyboy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: soyboy, cuck, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist

Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win.

Man 2: Shut the fuck up, hoppyboy.

by Hondenkots July 5, 2018

hopylan

the best and purest ship ever!! hopylan’s ship is a never ending story and a friendship who will most certainly last for years. if you have an hopylan’s friendship never end it

girl 1: look, their friendship is goal!!
girl 2: i know that’s hopylan
girl 1: makes sense

by diorluvs January 25, 2021

Thumbnail Hotty

A girl that looks seriously hot in their thumbnail pic on social networking sites facebook and twitter. Click them and the horrible truth is discovered.

She may be a spotty fat bitch but she makes a great thumbnail hotty

by BongoFlex August 26, 2010

hoopty

a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.

"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"

by Boba June 21, 2004

hotymishu

When one man performs anal sex on another man and cums inside his ass, then a third man catches the cum as it drips out of the ass.

The three men performed a hot and steamy hotymishu.

by Carlzor November 27, 2006

hopey

Gross weight loss through 'alleged' wheat allergy.

John:"Where have your bitch tits gone?"
Paul:"I've done a 'Hopey'!"

by Paddy Dean April 28, 2005