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Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods
“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”
by Salmon404 December 28, 2020
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The Hoots and the Hurts

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012
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what the hoot

Person 1: I jerk off to pictures of mutilated corpses
Person 2: what the hoot
by Rambitten December 16, 2023
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Volcano Hoot

When a girl or guy takes a toke and deepthroats while holding it in till they cant anymore then lets the smoke out on your dick before stopping the deep throat
She gives great volcano hoots
or i want a volcano hoot
by achunkoffun May 20, 2024
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Darten hoots

When the pipe is empty but you know there's always another hoot in there. Example "the pipes empty but there's still some darten hoots."
The pipe is empty but there's still some darten hoots.

Let me darten hoot your pipe.
by MARCka August 1, 2019
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hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.
"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".
by jml51 October 10, 2020
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Hoot

Guy 1 “hey can I have a hoot of yours?”
Guy 2 “fuck no you have your own
by Sharky1790 July 28, 2022
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