Hippo

Another word for hypocrite, as in some douchebong saying for example "You're bothering someone so why do you keep bothering them?" And they end up doing that like 5 seconds later.

Twathead 1: -Plucks someone in the head over and over.
Someone: "Quit it!" D:
Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.

by Nobu_Michi June 20, 2010

Herpoghonasiphilaids

General term for vd's

That prostitute probably has some herpoghonasiphilaids.

by Cpt. Obvious June 4, 2003

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

hippo jiggler

a product containing a hippo that involves a power cord to plug in and have the hippo start making its flab shake or jiggle this can be used for entertainment or to play on.

Karen- Hmm tv is boring.
Jessy- Hey! how about we go use my new hippo jiggler!
Karen- Sure! i love those things i could just watch them jiggle all day :)

by The hippo queen :) December 31, 2009

Heapo

A man who regularly fails to close, ending up cuddling the girl until they fall asleep.

Did you shag last night?

No he pulled a heapo

by unthank December 15, 2010

HEPTOTI

It is an abbreviation for Homo Erotic People Taking Over The Internet.

Guy 1 : Be right back.
Guy 2 : Ok.

*5 minutes later*

Guy 1 : I'm Back.
Guy 2 : Well cummed back!
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : It means I cummed all over your face!
Guy 1 : What! You are becoming one of the HEPTOTI my boy.
Guy 2 : Fuck you bitch! I ain't like your mom!

by StraightBwai132 October 7, 2011

hippo way way

hippo way way means a women with extremally large breats and bum

wow, look at that hippo way way

by llizzieee January 24, 2012