Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

helping richard out of the pool

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014

a cry for help

*makes any noise*
that was a cry for help.
and it was mine.

oh that idiot made a noise like a duck it was a cry for help

by name1001 February 17, 2020

Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...

Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.

by Mazuk June 24, 2009

helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

by boyziggy June 25, 2017

helyn

The most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. A Helyn is often very loud and needs lots of attention at all times. Helyns also love to make people laugh they love to see people’s smiles. She always tries to be kind to everyone and often does not get along well with anyone with the name of Nolan.

Ugh Helyn is so loud but she is so sweet and funny should I be her friend?

by Natasha is friends with Helyn December 10, 2017

help.i.p1ssed

A wonderful mutual/person on tiktok🥺🤞🤞🤞

Some fucking guy: hey do u know help.i.p1ssed from tiktok?
Some other fucking guy: how the fuck did you get in my house

by Dakota ig 😹💪💪💪 June 25, 2021