Halo nerd

One who plays Halo 2 online for hours on end in an attempt to improve their rank. These people generally suck at life so they hide away from the real world and talk shit to people over their mic to make them feel big because they know they cant get their ass kicked. and they regard everyone who doesnt waste their every waking hour playing halo as a "n00b". These people clearly take videogames way too seriously.

halo nerd: OMFG I FUCKIN PWNED U! I RAPED U SO BAD U SUCK BIG COCK U BITCH! U SUCK I CANT BELIEVE U COULDNT FIND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER YOU N00B ITS SO OBVIOUS U DUMBASS!
me: look at yourself son. you play videogames 14 hours a day, your only friends are on on your xbox live friends list, and your body has deteriorated into a white pastey substance. was it really all worth it just so you can piss off a few people who just wanted to play a few friendly games and have fun?
halo nerd:.......................I PWNED U SO BAD!!!

by mo' June 27, 2005

halo 1337

1. Halo 1337 meaning halo leet, meaning halo elite. A halo elite is a person with no life and wastes their days away in front of a computer screen or TV (on an x-box) pwning n00bs.
Halo 1337's also tend to speak in 1337 language to fellow leets and n00bs to show their pure awesomeness.
2. Someone who will never lose their virginity.

1. Average school guy1: What's with Craig? All he does at lunch times is sit on school computers making sure his skin has no hint of tan like he's allergic to the sun..
Average school guy2: He is a "Halo 1337".
Average school guy2: Say no more.

2. I am the shit coz I pwn n00bs 24/7. Who needs sex when I have a wrist and hand?? (Your average Halo 1337)

by BussoNolan March 22, 2009

Halo2sucks.com

A website made by fans of the Halo series who felt they were let down by Bungie's sequel, Halo 2. Commonly they are bashed by Halo 2 fans simply because of the domain name, and most, if not all, Halo 2 fans will bash them without ever actually going to the site.

Sheesh: Everyone from Halo2sucks.com are pistol-sniping whores!
Frank: Don't you whore rockets and the shee?
Sheesh: Hush you or no buttsecks.

by Agamemnon582bc September 22, 2006

halloween

It's when you dress up in either cheap, store-bought costumes or elaborate, self-made ones, watch Rocky Horror Picture Show, get your friends to do the Time Warp, and go on a severe candy binge. Until someone spoils your fun by reminding you that it's April.

Halloween is when you're supposed to beat up little kids dressed-up as Sponge Bob Square Pants.

by Arie November 3, 2003

Halloweekend

The weekend before Halloween (starting on Thursday and ending on Sunday or whatever day Halloween falls on). It do not matter what day of the week Halloween is because parties happen all weekend long. Halloweekends are usually at colleges where they party hard. Many people have multiple costumes for each night of Halloweekend.

James: Man, my professor scheduled an exam the Monday after Halloweekend.

Ryan: That sucks! I'll be partying hard all Halloweekend!

by Cougargirl3 October 30, 2011

Halloween

An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Girl 1: I'm going to be a ______ for Halloween.
Girl 2: What's your costume look like?
Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.

by mb October 29, 2004

halo dork

One who would rather be playing halo than having sex with his girlfriend (which is usually lacking anyway).

Did you see that halo dork? He had a tattoo of master chief on his arm!

by Anonymous :O December 19, 2005