Twain Harte

A cute little country town in North-eastern California. There is are a small number of people who live there year round, but Twain Harte is mainly a place for retired couples and a vacationing palce for families! There are about 5,000 people population in Twain Harte and everyone is really nice! Twain Harte is home of the Twain Harte lake and "awesome" 9 hole golf course. Everyone knows everybody else and everyone si so friendly. The top spots in T.H. are the twain harte pee-wee golf course which is owned by a cute religious couple who has a lot of grandchildren! If you win at the pee-wee golf course on the last hole than you get a free game but if you lose, there is a freaky clown that sticks his tongue out at you on the wall- haha. The lake is really fun in the summer and the snack shack is really good- dip frosties are amazing!!! In the winter, everyone usually goes skiing at dodge ridge or sledding at Little Sweeden, or ice scating at Long Barn! Sometimes it snows a lot in T.H. and other times not so much. For dinner everyone either goes to the Villa de Oro or the Eporson House. The pizza factory ids really good too! For breakfest, the sportaman and the cattage cafe in town are cute to go to!The famous Twain Harte mini-mart clsoed down recently whoch is really sad becuase if you got a red gumball in the machine there, you'd get a free movie from the bookshelf of random movies that they had there. 4th of Uly is probably one of the most exciting times of the year up there. There's a lake BBQ, everyone definitly wears red, white and blue and everyone is happy. The lake is usually packed during that weekend and it seems that all the familes join together in TH that weekend! Who could forget the awesome fourth of july parade at the lake where a bunch of people amrch from one end of the lake to the rock and the elderly man who leads it usually walks into the water with the huge flag- it's pretty funny!! The rock at twain harte lake is a huge and when I say huge, I mean huge rock...everyone lounges on it and theres a great view from it!! In general Twain Harte is the ebst palce on earth- you can't really understand its beauty until you've been there- even more than the town itself, the sense of community and family present in TH is enough to make you happy! I heart TH!!!!!

Twain Harte is a cute town where a lot of people have cabins and other weird people live.

by Miranda55667 September 24, 2008

hart

a cool kid who has a big package.

that kid looks like a hart or a pimp.

by jhon May 5, 2003

hartley'd

when a person believes in something, such as a term like "what the blood", which is a scam, fraud, or something fake is when a person is considered to have been hartley'd.

DUDE! You just got hartley'd by that car salesman.

Oh man don't say what the blood! You've been hartley'd into thinking it's cool!

by anonymous123456765432143874387 November 22, 2011

jr hartley

and bloke who wrote a book called 'fly fishing' who finally found a copy via yellow pages.

"yes, i'm looking for a book called 'fly fishing' by jr hartley.
oh you do have a copy?
yes its jr hartley!"

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

hartnett hangover

How one feels when one is repeatedly POWed unrealistically over an hour and a half, where one's partner then asks "did you have fun??"

I can't believe that how sore I am after he gave me the Hartnett Hangover last night.

by Big Pat Chop October 5, 2016

Danny Hart

A reference to a person, hopefully male, with extremely large testicles (figuratively or literally.) Derived from Great Britain World Champion Downhill rider Danny Hart

Bobby: "How the hell did he do that?!?!?!"
Ricky: "I have no idea, but he must have balls as big as Danny Hart."

by stchuck October 14, 2011

katherine hart

The most beautiful girl you will lay eyes upon but she is not only pleasurable to gaze upon but also the most exciting person to be around. I cant remember a day in my life I havent adored her with every fiber of my being. She is the most caring, beautiful, smart, funny, and ticklish person you will ever meet. Commonly referred to as "Princess" or "Kitten" which are terms of affection used by the one closest to her heart. She can easily put a smile on the face of anyone she chooses but thankfully reserves this amazing power for her "Boo" and only him. I absolutely adore this female to the fullest extent of anyone shes the only one for me and the only one i want.

Examples: "Katherine Hart is the most amazing girl Ive ever seen!"
"I know right! Shes the girl of my dreams."
"Yeah its too bad shes dating that Eric guy."
"Atleast he'll do anything to make her happy."

Katherine Hart is used properly in the definition above.

by Your Boo May 26, 2014